Wii me if I’m wrong, but is your name 11000011001000000111?
Our priorities are skewed. Since when in our history as a country or state has it ever been a good thing to put discrimination into our constitution? While we’re at it, why don’t we make interracial marriages illegal again too? Cause that got us real far.
Why not spend all the money thrown into California YES on 8 into something that will help people? REALLY help people. Like… to families loosing their homes, or to help people in their community with unemployment. Putting Prop 8 before the real issues of this country makes me sad.
maybe that’s why people have more faith in the virtual.
Ever feel like Winnie the Pooh would make a good mate?
Have you ever
thought damn, that yogi the bear is one hot mo fo?
Or maybe you’re really REALLY into Bill Plympton cartoons. If so
there is hope yet for you:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/10/30/2405987.htm
What happens when virtual domestic violence comes into play?
Check out the woman who killed her virtual husband:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3060543.html
Honestly though… are people going to be able to marry inanimate
objects/characters when gays cant marry in California? Cause that’s just sad.
So in light of all this, I’ve come up with a few virtual come-on lines:
they might work well in a virtual bar, over a virtual drink…
“You’re wearing my favorite pixels tonight.”
“Your X, Y, and Z axis are smokin’”
“If I told you you had nice connection points, would to render them against me?”
“Hey baby, wanna keyframe to my place?”
“Mind if I grab you by the control handles?”
“Do you have a USB in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your operating systems.”
“Wanna plug-and-play?”
“Can my touch-pad be your interface for the night?”
“Can my joystick be your interface for the night?”
“Hi, I’m new to Ruby, can you give me a tour of your code?”
“I’ve gotta joystick with your name on it.”
“I’ve gotta touch-pad with your name on it.”
“Do you have an HID in you? Would you like one?”
“Wii me if I’m wrong, but is your name 11000011001000000111?”
“Let’s put our I/O together and see what pops up.”
“I’ll show you my modem, if you show me yours.”
“How about we memory-map your input to my output?”
“My embedded system is all about me, but tonight I can make it about you.”
“My micro-controller is hard-ware for you baby.”
“Your soft-ware makes me hard-ware for you.”
That’s it for now. But if you use any of these on me, I’ll slap your hard-ware so hard you’ll forget your motherboard.
love,
~molly zenobia







